I didn't make the first cut of the rapture!

Alright, so I have been posting a lot about lasik and that's not in the spirit of this blog.

Thankfully, I've got until October to correct that. However, some are speculating that the end of days talk isn't true. Gasp! Then again, maybe God clicked too fast through the rapture installer.

Either way, I probably ought to help out in the rapture pets market so that I can attempt to undercut the competitors.